Community Urinalysis
- Nov. 13th, 2009 at 7:11 AM
Wow...just look at those Amphetamine levels.
Double wow...those aren't parts per million...those numbers are divided based on population so those are levels per person.
I bet in the 80s there would have been a whole lot more Cocaine. Surprised me that there isn't more Ecstasy and Methadone in the water supply.
I wonder if anyone has done a comparison between cities. Would be interesting to find out which city is the most medicated.
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