puffdoggydaddy

One would hope she's wearing something in between the bacon and her goodies; and also that she washes up thoroughly after the photoshoot is done.

:) Hey!!! Stop ruining the illusion. She's not wearing anything between the bacon and her...you know. :)

Course, my worrying about porcine diseases shatters the illusion too. I need to go look in a mirror and have a conversation about my ruining the illusion as well. :)

So, do bacon bikini briefs constitute a chastity belt in the Middle East?

Hmmm...don't know about it being a chastity belt, but it would definitely be the mark of an infidel.

modern raised-for-market piggies carry the Tric wormies.

its pigs that run wild (like the very yummy javelina) that you need to be concerned about.

(yep, i've assisted raising a pig or two. after struggling to keep those suckers in a poorly built pen? they tasted REAL good.)

It may have been awhile since there has been an outbreak, but Tric does get into domesticated populations on occasion.

Former Future Farmer of America here.

i shouldnt post on less than 8 hours sleep. (i'm running on 2.5 at the moment.)

;)

According to my mom the home economist, you are correct - it's not completely vanished from the farmed pig generation quite yet.

Who would have thought bacon would be so...lacy looking.

It would have been a lot harder to construct and probably even less comfortable if the bacon were cooked, though.

She looks really young.

Well...puts me in mind of having a "going away to college" conversation with my girls.

"If someone ever asks you to pose for a picture with bacon..."

warn them about guys like you too. =)

Bacon panties?!?! Really!?!? Wow.

♥

It took me a minute to figure out what the model's undies were made of.

Doooooooooooood.

The fact that they are raw means that I couldn't eat them off which sort of messes up the entire idea of panties made from edible substances.

It may very well cause a yeast infection, though.

Ha! Before I got all the way through your post I was already worried about her getting sick from her undies.

I am apparently old as well.