Nothing big time going on. I'm just off my game and spending a bit of time getting my head together.
I'm missing all y'all's stuff on the F-list and hope to get back in the swing some time next week...maybe.
Much peace, folks.
Every time I look at this one, it makes me think of a person in a small boat in a storm in the Bermuda Triangle who looks out his window and sees something like this...and is never heard from again.
Click for full size.
Look at more of the work here. NOTE: Some of it is NSFW...in a totally creepy, sex between zombies in the graveyard kind of way.
...at least according to Men's Health.
The site loads kinda slow, but its worth the read.
:/
It's just gonna happen.
Glommed from the WOW Celebrity Report.
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Another entry in my exploration of comic book faux and not so faux deviantism...
or...
This is the real reason that I turned out to be such a damned weirdo.
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Captain America and Iron Man are fighting.
Yeah...yeah...that's what they're doing.
No, kids...really...they're playing horsey. Yeah...horsey.
Wait...Cap...what's that you're saying...
"Hey, Shellhead. Open that mouth slot up a little wider big boy."
:O
Click the image for a full size appreciation of what's going on.
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For more face sitting, reversed shoulder riding, oral...whatever the hell they're doing and other manners of faux and not-so-faux indecency, click here. The series will continue...as long as I've got material.
Working my way through the list now and posting as I go...progress is slow cause some of these I'm having to think about what I really want to say about them. :) I did call for a challenge, didn't I?
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Comment with something you'd like to see me post about...don't worry...go ahead...challenge me. Make me babble. I've got confidence in you.
I will post topics as letters get used up.
And I will begin posting on these topics a week from now or when the list is full.
A = auto-erotic asphyxiation...
B = barometric pressure...
C = cats...
D = dogs...
E = Elastic...
F = fishnet stockings...
G = Grover of Sesame Street...
H = Henry Clay...
I = insomnia...
J = Justice League...
K = kleptomania...
L = Led Zeppelin...
M = mutant radioactive parakeets...
N = narcolepsy...
O = omnipresent cheese graters...
P = Peter Piper...
Q = quo vadis...
R = ripperology...
S = septic systems...
T = toilet training toddlers...
U = ungulates...
V = vampires...
W = water...
X = xenophobia...
Y = Ypres...
Z = zen navigation...
Bring it! Glommed from
Girl: I don't care if it does look like a Vienna Sausage!!!
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Girl: ...what is that?
[Boy grinning]
Girl: [sigh] No...you didn't?
[Boy grinning]
Girl: ...Mom, Johnny has Mr. Whiskers down his pants again!
Mother: [exasperated voice from offstage] Johnny you put Mr. Whiskers back in his hamster cage, right this instant! Don't make me come down there, young man.
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Boy: See...at the hospital they must have cut yours off.
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Not that your friend puff ever did things like this when he was a tyke.
Hell...I have it on good authority that given the opportunity I would probably have already ditched my pants and been running up and down the sidewalk in front of the house anyway.

more graph humor and song chart memes
...give the man some credit, dammit. After all, it's hard being an executive transvestite.
Eddie is the King...or would he prefer to be Queen? :/
Anyway...cake or death?
more graph humor and song chart memes
...yes...this is a sign of the apocalypse...but wait...it gets worse...I agreed with him.
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They were debating whether Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds should go to jail if they indeed committed perjury.
And the opposing analyst said, "No."
Skip's response, "Marion Jones went to jail for perjury."
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If MJ needed to go to jail for perjury about steroids, so do RC and BB.
Good for the goose, baby. Good for the gander.
[sarcasm] Of course, my thinking that both RC and BB are arrogant assholes has no impact on my belief in this matter. [/sarcasm]
The FDIC is keeping secret its list of 90 troubled banks. Nice to see that the Big Brother is watching out for us instead of the corporate interests of the banks...real nice.
Various institutions are keeping and tracking their own bank lists. The following is from Research Associates of America and was quoted on ABC News this morning.
Bank | City | State | “Texas-ratio” |
Colorado Federal Savings Bank | Greenwood Village | CO | 244.8 |
Eastern Savings Bank, FSB | Hunt Valley | MD | 222.7 |
Integrity Bank | Alpharetta | GA | 191.6 |
Ameribank, Inc. | Welch | WV | 153.7 |
First Priority Bank | Bradenton | FL | 122.6 |
First Security National Bank | Norcross | GA | 112.1 |
Magnet Bank | Salt Lake City | UT | 110.4 |
Security Pacific Bank | Los Angeles | CA | 102.8 |
First National Bank of Brookfield | Brookfield | IL | 102.1 |
The State Bank of Lebo | Lebo | KS | 100.6 |
You know...how he's naive because he wants to talk to the Iranians instead of ignoring them or shaking the manhood implement at them at every opportunity.
Remember the old adage...Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
Pull 'em in tight for a man hug. Tell 'em that any country that maintains its national identity for 2000 years can't be all bad. Pat 'em on the shoulder.
...and watch every goddamn thing they do.
...basically our China strategy since Nixon.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25702348/
Makes me sad.
His Grissom is a great character.
Hope they close out the Warrick plot before Petersen moves on. And at least, he will still be an executive producer on the series. And, he'll be available for guest starring stints.
I think instead of introducing a new male lead, they should let Nick and Greg's characters grow and have larger roles in response to what happened with Warrick and Griz's moving on. And, then, add a newbie or two to the ensemble.
And the Catherine character has seemed to only half be there since Petersen returned to the series after Liev Schreiber's turn on the show as Griz's temporary replacement a few seasons ago. But, then, her character had a ton of screen time and script pages in the early and middle days of the show. They need to reinvigorate the Catherine character. Maybe show her doing good and charitable things with some of that Braun inheritance. :/
:/ Course, that's just me and how I would write it.
Just please don't let them do something stupid like move Caruso's sunglass fetishist character, Horatio, from Miami to Las Vegas.
http://www.nysun.com/arts/guns-n-roses-r
The NY Sun is reporting that a song from Guns and Roses semi-mythical album Chinese Democracy is supposed to be part of the video game Rock Band 2.
:/
Isn't part of the idea of those games to play along with songs you know and love?
:/
...besides...this is Axl Rose we're talking about here. The chances of Rock Band 2 ever coming out just dropped significantly.
...double besides...if I'm going to rock out to a GnR song, I'd rather pretend to be Slash...rather than Buckethead.
This fan has had enough.
Thompson...if you release him and the team gets stuck with $39 million dollars of dead money under the salary cap because of it, your ass should be fired. There is a damn lot that this team could do with $39 mil under the cap.
Favre..if you wouldn't have pussyfooted around every damn season about whether you were going to come back or not and if you wouldn't have said this year that you didn't know if you still had the desire to prepare and play like you did before....if...if...if..., I'd probably be able to give a shit and have a lot more sympathy...but I don't...even with my great love for all the things you've done for my team.
It's passed time to find out if Rodgers has the guns or not.
...and if...if, he winds up in Shytown in a black jersey, I'll be burning my #4 at my fantasy football draft this year.
He said Ho, Ho, Ho.
If IT was happening...
...I'd just as soon be on the beach as anywhere else.
:/
Image glommed from weirdspot.com.
The Failed States Index Map produced by Foreign Policy.com.
Someone wrote an intelligent article about oil speculation and its impact on the price of a barrel of oil...and didn't get all foaming at the mouth about it.
Pretty cool.
I give you...a story about a state mandated and licensed bubbling manure lagoon...I shit you not.
Interactive drinking across America map. Mouse over the states to see where they rank based on 10 criteria.
Amazes me that Texas is listed at 33.
But hey...Go Wisconsin. #1.
And...hey...Go Alabama. #50.
Criteria include underage drinking, binge drinking, and gallons of alcohol sold per capita.
I glommed this off of Fark.
...I wonder how common it is in celebrity divorce proceedings for one party or the other to petition the judge to coerce the other party to close and complete a purchase of property began prior to the beginnings of divorce proceedings.
:/
He's lucky that his appraisal was the later one and that he had evidence to back up his contention that the Las Vegas housing market was in the shitter.
What you gonna do America when Hulkamania runs wild all over you?
